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Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.
who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?
originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell
edit: and since so many people have been asking me for it, here’s a download link!
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slutofbabylon:
The powers that be do not want me to have a good night.
Man, let’s say you’re at a party, yeah? And there are people at the party that prefer cake, and people at the party who prefer pie, so the host serves both. Alright, cool.
So you go in for a slice of pie, when suddenly the host CHARGES over and goes “WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?”
“I’m having some pie, man, chill.”
“What the hell? I thought you had cake last time.”
“Yeah, I did have cake last time. But I’m not feeling the cake tonight. And this is my favorite kind of pie.”
“Ohhh no. I thought you were a CAKE person and now all of a sudden you’re eating pie on me? You’re confusing me! Make up your mind!”
“What’s the big deal, even? There’s plenty of both for everyone.”
“YOU CAN’T LIKE BOTH CAKE AND PIE. YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.”
But man, fuck that guy, I’m going to have the pie anyway, who cares if I had cake last week.
And then if that pie is so good that I never want any other dessert for the rest of my life, that doesn’t mean I suddenly never liked that cake that I ate.
Actually this metaphor is kind of dumb. I guess I should just leave it at “fuck you.”
No, it’s sweet. In fact, it’s a lovely springboard for the rest of the sexualities. For instance, asexuality:
You’re enjoying the party - the music, the conversation - but you just don’t feel like eating cake or pie.
Suddenly, the host charges over with some cake he’s sure you’ll love. He knows this cake. It’s not too rich and not too dry. You politely refuse.
The party keeps going until the host comes back with a slice of pie, practically shoving it in your hands. You try to refuse again.
“Oh come on, what do you want?”
“Nothing, I’m fine.”
“Are you on a diet?”
“No, I just don’t eat pie. Or cake.”
“…you had a bad experience with dessert, didn’t you?”
“Excuse me?”
“Forgive me if I’m getting too personal, but it had to be something traumatic. Did someone spike a baked good of whatever construction with a laxative?”
“Fuck no. I just have no desire to eat dessert. I’m sure your pies, cakes, muffins, cookies, waffles, wafers, Nutella sandwiches, what have you…I’m sure they are all lovely. Please, serve them to any and all who would consume them. I’m not one of them. Is that really so hard to comprehend?”
“…you just haven’t found the right one.”
I sort of really love dessert metaphors for sexuality because some of the things people say about sexuality are so ridiculous, but people really only notice them with the metaphors.
Also I love them because I like food and I’m going to eat some dessert now.
the metaphor may begin to break down around demisexuality but what if you’re not really into the whole “eating desserts” thing, in general; like, maybe sweets just ain’t your thing! But your significant other always makes special desserts just for you and they put a lot of effort into them and so of course you eat them and they’re—well, they’re really nice, and so from then on you just really like the desserts they make, but if you go out to a party and they just have random desserts chillaxing you’re always like “eh” “nah” “doesn’t look too appetizing” “[SO] didn’t make ‘em they’re probs not that gr8”
and with pansexuality is like if you like cakes AND pies AND puddings and—just, all desserts, as long as they taste good! Trifles? Yes! Cookies? Yes! Fruit salad? Yes! Ice cream? Yes! But then people are just like “what there are only pies or cakes to choose from WHAT ARE THESE OTHER DESSERTS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND U”
#SOME PEOPLE LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM #SOME PEOPLE LIKE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM #SOME LIKE BOTH #SOME NEITHER #SOME ARE FANS OF ALL THE ICE CREAM FLAVOURS #SOME ONLY LIKE ICE CREAM ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS #SOME LIKE ICE CREAM WELL ENOUGH BUT DON’T OFTEN GO OUT AND BUY IT #SOME PEOPLE EAT HEAPS OF ICE CREAM OF ALL DIFFERENT BRANDS AND SOME PEOPLE EAT VERY RARELY BUT ALWAYS AT THE SAME STORE #SOMETIMES A PERSON WHO LIKES VANILLA ICE CREAM WILL TRY A PARTICULAR STORE’S CHOCOLATE AND REALLY LIKE IT #SOMETIMES A PERSON WILL FALL SO IN LOVE WITH A CERTAIN STORE’S MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP THEY JUST EAT NOTHING BUT THAT FOR AGES #IT’S OKAY #FUQ OFF
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Do you guys know how happy I am that nhb is my side blog and I don’t have to see this all over my dash?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14ns6jKFg1qmv5d1o1_500.gif)
tw: image contains a really heterosexist tweet
The powers that be do not want me to have a good night.
Man, let’s say you’re at a party, yeah? And there are people at the party that prefer cake, and people at the party who prefer pie, so the host serves both. Alright, cool.
So you go in for a slice of pie, when suddenly the host CHARGES over and goes “WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?”
“I’m having some pie, man, chill.”
“What the hell? I thought you had cake last time.”
“Yeah, I did have cake last time. But I’m not feeling the cake tonight. And this is my favorite kind of pie.”
“Ohhh no. I thought you were a CAKE person and now all of a sudden you’re eating pie on me? You’re confusing me! Make up your mind!”
“What’s the big deal, even? There’s plenty of both for everyone.”
“YOU CAN’T LIKE BOTH CAKE AND PIE. YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.”
But man, fuck that guy, I’m going to have the pie anyway, who cares if I had cake last week.
And then if that pie is so good that I never want any other dessert for the rest of my life, that doesn’t mean I suddenly never liked that cake that I ate.
Actually this metaphor is kind of dumb. I guess I should just leave it at “fuck you.”
No, it’s sweet. In fact, it’s a lovely springboard for the rest of the sexualities. For instance, asexuality:
You’re enjoying the party - the music, the conversation - but you just don’t feel like eating cake or pie.
Suddenly, the host charges over with some cake he’s sure you’ll love. He knows this cake. It’s not too rich and not too dry. You politely refuse.
The party keeps going until the host comes back with a slice of pie, practically shoving it in your hands. You try to refuse again.
“Oh come on, what do you want?”
“Nothing, I’m fine.”
“Are you on a diet?”
“No, I just don’t eat pie. Or cake.”
“…you had a bad experience with dessert, didn’t you?”
“Excuse me?”
“Forgive me if I’m getting too personal, but it had to be something traumatic. Did someone spike a baked good of whatever construction with a laxative?”
“Fuck no. I just have no desire to eat dessert. I’m sure your pies, cakes, muffins, cookies, waffles, wafers, Nutella sandwiches, what have you…I’m sure they are all lovely. Please, serve them to any and all who would consume them. I’m not one of them. Is that really so hard to comprehend?”
“…you just haven’t found the right one.”
I sort of really love dessert metaphors for sexuality because some of the things people say about sexuality are so ridiculous, but people really only notice them with the metaphors.
Also I love them because I like food and I’m going to eat some dessert now.
the metaphor may begin to break down around demisexuality but what if you’re not really into the whole “eating desserts” thing, in general; like, maybe sweets just ain’t your thing! But your significant other always makes special desserts just for you and they put a lot of effort into them and so of course you eat them and they’re—well, they’re really nice, and so from then on you just really like the desserts they make, but if you go out to a party and they just have random desserts chillaxing you’re always like “eh” “nah” “doesn’t look too appetizing” “[SO] didn’t make ‘em they’re probs not that gr8”
and with pansexuality is like if you like cakes AND pies AND puddings and—just, all desserts, as long as they taste good! Trifles? Yes! Cookies? Yes! Fruit salad? Yes! Ice cream? Yes! But then people are just like “what there are only pies or cakes to choose from WHAT ARE THESE OTHER DESSERTS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND U”
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Hearts for eyes.
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Do you guys know how happy I am that nhb is my side blog and I don’t have to see this all over my dash?
logs onto facebook
logs off facebook
linin prak ohmygod
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK
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rebloggable by request; i hope i can help someone out there xoxo
Ok.. I’ve NEVER cried over a post…. Until now.. Wtf this is perfect..
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so today at therapy i asked my counsellor for ways to combat my anxiety if i ever feel it showing its face whilst i’m out by myself, and he said to make little flash cards with reassuring stuff on them that makes me feel better so i made these and they’re kind of lame but yeah i thought if anyone else needed them
I’m actually tearing up because I needed this today
this is another reason why I adore this fandom
i actually printed these out and put them around my room to boost my self esteem :)
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what even happened to the homestuck fandom
its like someone just turned it off
I recently opened up a store, (here it is on etsy and here it is on storenvy) so in an attempt to get word out and get costumers, I decided why not give out some merchandise? I’m still stocking it, so its a bit bare, but im working on it. and I also recently hit 200 followers!!
1ST PLACE: A full commission from me, 10 custom made buttons, a headband (such as the one above) custom made for you, heck ill throw in a stuffed animal (scalemate?) and some candy, homestuck horns if ya like, and a pair of leggings from sammydress
2ND PLACE: A flat colored commission from me, 5 custom made buttons, one of the headbands in my store, homestuck horns if youd like, and some candy
3RD PLACE: A random amount of custom buttons randomly selected randomly, a sketch from me, and a spiked/floral headband(or a spiked floral headband idc).
Ok, RULES!
- Reblog as much as you want, sideblogs, favorite it, shit i dont care EVERYTHING COUNTS GO NUTS because i basically want word of my store to get out so
- You dont have to follow me, but if you do, I will throw in that black board spray paint up there/other goodies regardless of what place you are! (if all three places are following me I might end up giving just 3rd the spray paint or i might just give two the spray paint or all three; if you don’t get the spray paint however, ill work out a consolation prize of equal value to you so dont worry)
- Ends May 20th!
- You dont have to live in America, but it’s definitely preferred.
Once again ends may 20th ok GO GO GO
HAPPY 413, HOMESTUCKS! As celebration for our fourth anniversary (and me hitting 2500+ followers), I’m holding another giveaway!!
WHAT YOU CAN WIN:
- Any ONE wig from Matchwigs
- Snazaroo body paint
- any TWO shirts from What Pumpkin or Topatoco
- TWO pairs of glasses from the Akujinscos etsy shop
- NOT SHOWN: ANY CONTACT LENSES, $35 or less
IMPORTANT RULES:
- You have to be following me, seeing as this is a giveaway to celebrate and thank my followers! (mostly homestuck here)
- As many reblogs as you want, just don’t spam your followers! Likes do count!
- No giveaway blogs, I will check!!
- You have to have your askbox open so I can inform you if you win!
- You have to be willing to give me your address. I will pay for shipping.
GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 13, 2013. GOOD LUCK!
sometimes i sit down and consider the fact that htere is literally a 99% chance that andrew hussie has looked at my blog and all i can do is weep and hope it wasn’t one of the times i was expressing how much i want dad egbert to destroy my ass
OH NO…
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